Severud @ SFSU

I'm happy to announce that I've just accepted not 1, not 2, but 3 new jobs; one each at Microsoft, Google, and Apple, Inc. While I will continue to fulfill my role as lead seat warmer at San Francisco State "Working Together to be a" University here are my new roles effective immediately:

• My role at Microsoft is to fill the shoes of Robert Scoble and Michael Gartenberg as lead evangelist and in so doing prove that even if you don't use any Microsoft product you should still find a way to donate as much money as you can to a company that tries so hard. To donate please use the new PayPal competitor: Microsoft Windows Live Express Local Donator and Easy Payment for mobile beta.
  
• As Chief Strategist for Apple (with top security clearance) my role will be to promote the new iRan mission and extol the clear benefits of the iRack presence in the marketplace.
  
• At Google I'll coordinate all beta signage, helping to find consensus on color and location of all beta tags within logos.

With all this experience I expect that by tomorrow I will become the newly appointed czar of Web 2.0 M&A for the newly combined TechCrunch-Digg-Technorati-Twitter-MySpace. Shortly thereafter I will announce Web 3.0.

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Posted by Kevin on Sunday, April 01, 2007 at 12:01 AM | Permalink