Examples of Home Pages Found Weak, Poorly-Designed, and/or Uninspired
in Concept of Home Page
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Here's a page I threw up in 30 seconds at Swine-Online
using a Java coded template. The background is garish;
the "dancing baloney" in the upper left corner is "but spinning fluff" and
the centered page layout/mug shot leaves much to be desired.
(In my original attempt, I typed in my home link wrong plus a typo
in the text portion. Kudos to the webmaster who gave me a break
and fixed it). crapak
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Sylvester Stallone, one of the worst actors on one of the worst web
pages I've seen! Hardly any background, just big poster images, a list of
his films with storylines included.
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Starts out with a nice textured background, but then that's it. It's
literally a home page of one page.(Michael Wong)
- visit site i love this guy
(yes, you have to follow the link to find out who it is), but this is some
of the most gratuitous, cheesy, self promotion i've ever seen. Most of the
links go nowhere, there's no real information, and the homey friendly tone
is misleading for a site which has consistently not answered my e-mails.
At least you can laugh your ass off at the stupid photos (and they do give
you thumbnails). mailto kj
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this site by accident, while trying to find my own page. It inspires in me
the eternal philosophical question, "Why bother?" (kj, again)
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This Big Science propaganda posing as a personal homepage is an
example of totally inappropriate use of images; the data transmission
demands are way out of proportion to the visual content received. It uses
hundreds of kilobytes to convey what are basically pull-out quotes, which
add little, if anything of substance to the author's message, while
accounting for 99-percent of download time.
-s hartzog
- visit site Although the
visual layout of this page is nice at first, the content is mind-numbingly
dull. The page is essentially a narrative, but all the devices that make a
narrative interesting are missing. There is no sense of revelation or
drama. Reads like a home movie and about as interesting.
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This page has no content and has no visual appeal. If it's intent is
to make you laugh, it does that but doesn't do much else.
- visit site I expected a lot more
from Disney's home page, that is until
I thought about it for a minute. Originally I thought "Hey,
they made all those cool animated movies and even had a hand
in the creation of Toy Story, the best computer animation
that I've ever seen." Then I thought about how commercial
Disney has become; and their spend-as-much-money-as-you-can
style of web site made more sense. It's hard when you find
out that your childhood "Mecca" is only interested in $$$$$.
Boo Hoo. -Walter Denlinger
- visit site ...this
one even includes a disclaimer!! He touches on some interesting issues
around the homepage, personal identity, and blah, blah, yet even he states
that his site is no better than those he seeks to criticize. Too bad,
could've been quite cool. -Jannicke
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annoying site. The visuals were of the ugliest caliber,
the layout was grating, and, I was not in the least bit intrested
in any of the information. R. Ryan
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Somehow with the name ^ÄDevil Woman¾ I expected more graphics and bit
more presence on the home page. The page was not that stimulating- in
content or visuals. Not that I am saying mine will be any better, but this
was very basic and did not live up to its name. (MY)
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Didn't much care for this one. Biggest ? I have is why should I care?
Layout is ok but unimaginative with no links. Content F-, Layout C-,
Technical Aspects C, Overall Grade D . Paxton Brewer.
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if Aol gives standard templates for their customers, but everybody had a
short DMV bio like Snowweasel's. I chose this one as a bad web design
because he has absolutely nothing on it, but his bio.
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if Aol gives standard templates for their customers, but everybody had a
short DMV bio like Snowweasel's. I chose this one as a bad web design
because he has absolutely nothing on it, but his bio.-Vivian
- visit site it isn't that i couldn't find any pages
which i thought were
uninspiring on different levels, but i still wouldn't define
them as "weak", and would rather defend the internet for the
closest thing we have right now to free speach and two way
mass communication (even considering the criticisms of the
internet and it's shortcomings as a democratic space or public
sphere). (egan)
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couldn't find any pages which i thought were
uninspiring on different levels, but i still wouldn't define
them as "weak", and would rather defend the internet for the
closest thing we have right now to free speach and two way
mass communication (even considering the criticisms of the
internet and it's shortcomings as a democratic space or public
sphere). also, it's not that i don't see the value of this
assignment in looking critically at the web, which i do think
is important. (egan)
- visit site it isn't that i couldn't find any pages
which i thought were
uninspiring on different levels, but i still wouldn't define
them as "weak", and would rather defend the internet for the
closest thing we have right now to free speach and two way
mass communication (even considering the criticisms of the
internet and it's shortcomings as a democratic space or public
sphere). also, it's not that i don't see the value of this
assignment in looking critically at the web, which i do think
is important. (egan)
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bare bones webpage. It has a few personal details, about 4 links to other
sites and nothing else. No graphics (other than a smiley face), no
interesting content, and basic formatting. I suspect this is the type of
webpage that gets thrown up if the instructor of your web class says, "Have
something up by Thursday, or be prepared to explain why you should be in
the class". You will see what I mean if you go there! (Danna Hoshino)
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This site is very boring. It looks like a prank joke on this girl becky but
it was badly executed. I think Becky actually wrote it as a poor attemt to
conceal herself as the author. There's absolutely no links, interesting
visuals, or subject matter.(EVELYN FUNES)
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W.)
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graphics on the first page led me in to the next, but
then nothing happened. Quite disappointing. Maybe he's not
finished...yuni
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isit site description here Family Home Page
The opening
screen is one long list and all the links are lists! There are no graphics
or even interesting text...this was one boring family for years and years
and years.YUK!
Kathi Sanger
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like nothing but a name card.
If you want to see the most simple site, this is the one.
Kyung-Hee
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like an advertisement (either for himself or the midi product) than a home
page (julie)
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Although it's been updated, it's still one of the worst websites
with the worst actor in Hollywood!(If you're a Stallone fan or not.)
- F.L.
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to see this person erfer to themselves as a designer
thomas ferraiuolo
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time finding a site I truly hated, till I found this one.
It reeks! This is the kind of the corporate mildew that gives me headaches.
In searching
the topic "identity" I came upon this magazine company that plays upon our
misguided
or misinformed notions of Individuality. It is necessary to promote these
false notions
of "uniqueness" if any of this capitalist endeavors are to prosper.kelly
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for the Pacific Rim Art Exchange. I am not sure
if it is under construction or what, but there does not seem
to be any content except for a page about U.S. copyright. Navigation
chaotic as well.-eric
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or is it santa's? what's this for?(gooby)
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This Big Science propaganda posing as a personal homepage is an
example of totally
inappropriate use of images; the data transmission demands are way out of
proportion to the visual
content received. It uses hundreds of kilobytes to convey what are
basically pull-out quotes, which add
little, if anything of substance to the author's message, while accounting
for 99-percent of download
time. -s hartzog
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This guy has WAY too much time on his hands to be putting together a
site like this. Who cares what Food Gone Bad looks like? Get a life,
buddy. (D Yee)
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This page really is nothing more than a list,
which gives no indication of who this person is or what there about.
There's just nothing there!