You will write in "Bob" Dobbs for President on November 4th!

Now, I know what you're thinking. Doesn't voting by definition violate the central tenet of the Church of the SubGenius©--the principle of slack? What if I told you this is the last vote you'll ever have to make?!?

Those other candidates promise job growth increased opportunities...do you want more opportunities? NO! You want SLACK! This, only "Bob" Dobbs and his Church of the SubGenius© can deliver.

John Kerry and Edwards talk about two Americas--one for the rich and one for the poor. Only "Bob" reveals the truth--there is no America--only the simulation put forth by Space-God Jahovah.
George Bush and Dick Cheney accuse the Kerry camp of retreat and defeat in respect to the war on terror. "Bob" says "bring it on." The sooner we blow this sorry planet and it's miserable inhabitants to snivelling little bits, the better! Though Bush and Cheney will certainly hasten total annihilation if re-elected, only "Bob" can bring immediate results.
Nader and Camejo promise to bring the common man back into the electoral process. Who cares! This is exactly what the Slack-Off Majority wants to avoid! We don't want to be part of the process, in fact we don't want any process at all!

There are at least 10 reasons to vote for "Bob!"

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