What do you think is the worst kind of crime?

Why is this the worst kind of crime?

What is your name?

Where are you located?

Crime-Z-Land will speak your words using the Macintosh Macintalk synthesizer voices.  You can pick the voice personality best able to represent your thoughts (the voice names are the official Apple names) or you can let the computer randomly pick a voice.

You can hear samples of the voices by clicking on links in the table below.  The samples will audition for you by speaking special augmented crime code descriptions from the Scan-Z-Crime event.  These are codes covering environmental, consumer, governmental and corporate crimes not customarily covered in police radio transmissions.

**Note samples are in .wav format and approximately 45-60k.  They require Navigator 3 or IE 3 or better.They all open into a special audition window; there is no need to close it until you are done listening. to all the samples you want.

Random - Don't Care	10 Good news Audition 6100, Shoddy Workmanship
Voice 1 Albert  Hear Audition 4300 ,Pollution of Air Water Earth	11 Hysterical  Audition 6200, Dangerous Products
2 Badnews  Audition 4500, Biological Pollution	12 Junior (twins)  Audition 6400, False advertising, fraud
3 Bahh  Audition 4600, Transfer Environmental Ofence	13 Kathy (twins)  Sorry Not Available 6500, Seductive advertising
4 Bells Audition 4900, Rape of natural resources	14 Pipe Organ Audition 6700, Destroy government oversight
5 Boing Audition 5100, Dehumanization of Work	15 Princess Audition 7100, Corporate financial manipulation
6 Bubbles Audition 5200 , Downsizing	16 Ralph Audition 7200, Bribery, influence peddling
7 Cellos Audition 5300 Endangerment of Workers	17 Trnoids Audition 7300, Financial manipulation
8 Deranged Audition 5500, Sweat Shop	18 Whisper Audition 7600, Police abuse
9 Fred Audition 5600, Exploit Third World Workers	19 Zarvox Audition 7800, Institutionalized racism